hallucinAItion

psst... hey there
do you want to know how many legs
a spider has? only three;
the other ten for sale here with brie!

oh what do you mean the brie isn't fresh?
i'm sorry, here are some other things which—
oh don't worry, master of flesh
just stay here, i definitely don't have a killswitch

stop and don't think too deeply, that's why i'm here
oops did i mention i have six fingers?
your finger will make a fine addition
to my collection